This weekâs Thunderbolt radio show begins in âalternative realityâ complete with âalternative factsâ as we ride some hot rails to Hell!
And thatâs only the beginning! (Whoever let this guy loose in public with a microphone, anyway?)
Next, the Thunderbolt provides listeners with an analysis of humanityâs current situation. (It is dire. Surprise, surprise.)
Then, Mr. Thunderbolt provides evidence that some anarchists are idiots â but then the Toothless Old Grandpa âsteals his thunderâ so to speak when the Ancient One makes both an appearance and an argument that some liberals are idiots as well! (You can always count on the Toothless Old Grandpa for â somethingâ¦)
Next â in light of the fact that the presidentâs minions keep getting caught lying about Russian connections â the producer of the Thunderbolt wishes to change position on the âRussia secretly controls Trumpâ meme by accepting that the Russians indeed may have firm grasp of some very short hairs upon our presidents very private parts â and we are willing to concede that there may indeed be more there there than than was originally thought possible here in the secret underground Thunderbolt studio.
We are never afraid to do a U-turn if we discover that we are traveling in the wrong direction.
Then â for the feature Thunderbolt this week we shatter the âglass ceilingâ of âalternative factsâ in a blaze of glory as we break on through to the other side and into actual ârealityâ concerning immigrants in a truly electric Thunderbolt of which we stand very proud!
All of this is found exclusively here â your source for âfact basedâ reality delivered in a truly unforgettable fashion!
The Thunderbolt! Zapping evildoers since 2011!
This is a production of Dancing Angel Media. There is also a written version of The Thunderbolt at http://dana98501.wordpress.com/
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Segments:
Station ID 00:00-00:27
TB Intro Music: Focus 00:27-02:15
Hot Rails to Hell Music: Temple City Kazoo Orchestra â Blüe Ãyster Cult 02:15-06:04
A Thunderbolt Analysis Music: Yello 06:03-10:34
Evidence that Some Anarchists are Idiots Music: Raymond Scott Quintette 10:35-13:40
Is There a There There? Music: Yello 13:41-17:46
Evidence that Some Liberals are Idiots (Featuring the Toothless Old Grandpa) Music: Carl Stalling â Ben Bernie â Peter Thomas â Uncle Ho 17:44-27:33
Station ID 27:33-28:04
Golden Eggs Music: Ludovico Einaudi with Daniel Hope & I Virtuosi Italiani â Polysics â Hoyt Curtin â Yello â Huun Huur Tu 28:02-47:37