s the sixth hour of the HURRICANE SPECTACULAR opens, there's a bad moon rising over the bayous that's soon to get much, MUCH worse. Lost in the Hurricane Katrina-ravaged swamps and helpless in the brutal hands of his sodomizing kidnapper Jack, our bogus President George is working harder than he ever did in the Oval Office, multitasking kidnapping, wilderness survival, continuing savage buttrape, and a rolling lover's spat with his petulant buttboy Michael Brown. The only end in sight is George's -- and man, is it ever SWOLLEN.
Meanwhile, back in Crawford, the shadowy Bush Family cabal convenes, where they appoint the gun-toting Dick Cheney as God (YIPE!) and discuss solutions to the ongoing rogue-president problem. The startling verdict is announced: Jeb Bush must go to the swamps, hunt his brother down, and kill him with extreme prejudice.
This episode ends with concentrated electrical torture. What's not to like?