Well, tempus FUGGIT! It's been 10 whole years since Hurricane Katrina, so it's time for Chapter One of the HURRICANE SPECTACULAR, "Hell and High Water"! From this single nut of a show, a 17-hour, 17-headed hydra emerged to become a uniquely Amerikan armchair revenge odyssey. This is the foundation of the saga: the Hurricane Katrina backstory, full of intrigue and suspicion, mystery and conspiracy. In an atmosphere of killer storms and mysteriously exploding levees, the inundation begins, sweeping with it chunks of King Uszniewicz and His Uszniewicztones, a little Katrina and the Waves (*had* to!), and a stunning duet between Jimmy Swaggart and Dread Zeppelin where you will hear, vividly, how easy it is to twist a man's words. All I did was seamlessly switch "God" and "Satan," and "loves" and "hates," and even *I* was convinced!